"Put that in you sipe and smike it"(Carrie E)

"Everyone puts their fingers on it, but no one knows how it starts moving"(Jeremy C)

"HELLLLOOOO CHICAGOOOO!!"(Lara M)

"Can I be the first to have two quotes?"(Jeremy C)

"Sass Masta"(Drew O)

"Tad's site is a joke"(Liz D)

"Kick my ass!"(Jeri S attempting to say "kiss my ass"....twice.....oy!)

"I'm a whore on the floor"(Lara M)

"It's a guaranteed suck"(Pete F)

"I have a problem with head"(Angie N)

"It's time for some sac action"(Pete F)

"I didn't mean to lick, I meant to sniff"(Angie N)